Eric Berry could intercept a nuclear missile

...and other thoughts, with apologies to Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, in their appropriate football context in an attempt to brighten the dark times.

- 1/4 of earth is covered by land. Everything else is covered by Eric Berry

- Eric Berry is suing MySpace for infringing on what he calls everything around him.

- There is no "ctrl" button on Eric Berry's computer, because Eric Berry is always in control.

- For every action there is an equal an opposite reaction. Except a hit by Eric Berry, for which there is no equal.

- There are no Eric Berry jokes. Only Eric Berry truths.

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